Simping for Hedge Funds Is a Sad New Low

Tweeting sympathy for Wall Street is as embarrassing as it gets

A Dignified Simp Knows the Art of Looking Respectfully

There’s no need to gawk at thirst traps — you can be horny and still have manners

With the ‘Girlfriend Buys PS5’ Meme, Simp Culture Goes Mainstream

*helping my girl film for her onlyfans so she can get me that ps5*

We Stand Against ‘No Simp September’

Now more than ever, it’s crucial to keep on simping