shoes

Are ‘UGG Buds’ the New Sneakerheads?

This meme pretty much perfectly captures everything we think of when we think of UGGs today: They are, of course, synonymous with the “Basic Bitch,”…

We Talked About the ‘Death of Crocs’ With the Last People on Earth Who Wear Them

Have you heard the news about Crocs? Things aren’t looking good for the company known for footwear that looks like a toddler’s beach toy. As…

How to Make Your Feet Look Like They Belong to a Human Being

We’ve officially entered into flip-flop season, and if you’re planning on baring your feet for the world to see, take heed: If those babies aren’t…

An Ode to the Referees at Foot Locker

Before the mall became terminally empty, mall jobs were sick AF, especially for teens. In particular, they signaled one’s identity beyond school and family and…