I Get Paid to Hack Pornhub

They give me money to try to bust into their site

These Store Security Guards Are Very Happy Black Friday’s Going to Be Quieter This Year

‘Two people picked up a TV and threw it at another guy, the cleaning crew had to go in to mop up the blood and sweep up the teeth’

Get a Guard Goose for Your Home and Put an End to Fowl Play

Yes, geese have been protecting humanity for centuries — which is why some people turn to waterfowl, not dogs, for reliable home security

The Best Place to Store Your Nudes Involves a Whole Lot of Math

Sneaky ‘calculator’ apps are still what pros use to hide their NSFW photos — because nothing turns away phone snoopers like a little algebra