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How Far Do I Push This Santa Thing With My Kids?

When you’re a dad, parenting questions often come up that you struggle to find an answer to. Since other parents are the worst and Google…

The Real War on Christmas Is Pro Wrestling’s Corruption of Santa Claus

It should not surprise you that, in the world of professional wrestling, and in WWE in particular, Santa Claus has a complicated history. Most infamously,…

Why We’re Okay With Terrible Christmas Movies

Approximately a thousand years ago, I interned at a mediocre cable channel that specialized in mediocre TV movies. This was ages before “prestige television.” Basically,…

Scenes From a Bearded Santa Pleasure Cruise

I’m standing on the Promenade Deck of a Carnival Cruise bound for Ensenada, Mexico, a coastal city in Baja California. It’s a meet-and-greet with a…