The Only Relatable Thing About the Johnny Depp Trial Is the ‘Revenge Poop’

Not only is there a long history of such shits, but there’s a cottage industry around it too, with the infamous Poop Senders happy to route realistic-looking cow, gorilla and elephant deuces to whomever has aggrieved you

The Victims of Glitter Warfare Will Always Regret Making Sparks Fly

All that glitters is not gold. This is what happens long after the bomb goes off, the viral video ends and the scorned lovers are blasted to twinkly hell

Digital Platforms for Remote Quarantine Sex, Ranked

You’re home, you’re horny and you found another lock-downed loon to jerk it with online. Here’s what you need to know about what to do next.

It’s Your Duty to Get as Much Cash as You Can From Equifax

No matter how hard it may seem, and how little cash it might be