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Incels and Kavanaugh K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a Tree, Your Dick v. Baking Soda and the Vegan Midlife Crisis

What a time to be alive, folks. It was hard to get work done today considering I was glued to my computer watching Christine Blasey…

There Are Many Reasons to Goof on Whole Foods; a Produce Butcher Isn’t One

Recently, Whole Foods caught a fair amount shit for introducing a produce butcher. Or better put, a single location of Whole Foods in Midtown Manhattan…

Emotionally Unavailable Oven-Baked Pizza With Stuffed Crust

In college, I learned two lessons integral to my adulthood. The first is how to make universally beloved foods that other people — even super picky ones…

Philanderer’s Filet With Butter and Garlic

Yay! It’s Valentine’s Day! Another Hallmark holiday we celebrate for no reason, like Father’s Day! Being single on the 14th always feels like a whole deal….