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Turn Your Fall Chili Into a Medieval ‘Perpetual Stew’ and Eat It Until You Die

As I gaze into a cupboard overflowing with various canned goods and a fridge full of slowly browning veggies, my dad’s words echo in my…

Incels and Kavanaugh K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a Tree, Your Dick v. Baking Soda and the Vegan Midlife Crisis

What a time to be alive, folks. It was hard to get work done today considering I was glued to my computer watching Christine Blasey…

There Are Many Reasons to Goof on Whole Foods; a Produce Butcher Isn’t One

Recently, Whole Foods caught a fair amount shit for introducing a produce butcher. Or better put, a single location of Whole Foods in Midtown Manhattan…

Emotionally Unavailable Oven-Baked Pizza With Stuffed Crust

In college, I learned two lessons integral to my adulthood. The first is how to make universally beloved foods that other people — even super picky ones…