poop
Why the Bidet Never Made It to America
Spoiler: It’s not because Americans have self-cleaning assholes
What Kind of Disgusting Filth Is on the Average Baby’s Changing Table?
If you’re lucky, it’s only bacteria and fecal coliforms
How Often Do You Have to Replace All Your Shit Tools?
How Often Do You Have to Replace Your Plunger and All Your Other Shit Tools?
How to Take Control of Your Bathroom Routine and Set Your Shit Schedule
Can a basic butt bro like me master the fine art of crapping on command?
