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All the Stuff That Secretly Has Viagra in It (Not Including Your Dad)

There are a lot of different supposed “cures” to erectile dysfunction. There’s weird shit, like crocodile hearts and spider venom, and there’s natural shit like…

We Have Nothing More to Add About the Jeff Bezos Dick Pics

Reader, forgive us, for we have failed. The Great Jeff Bezos Dick Pic Extortion Scandal is one of the most MEL news stories to come…

Why ‘Benis,’ ‘Pebis’ and ‘Bepis’ Are Replacing the Word ‘Penis’

It’s not just the word “titties” that has undergone a strange online transformation. “Penis,” a likewise amusing pair of syllables, has also evolved (or decomposed,…

Men Sharing Their Most Embarrassing ‘Man Moments’ Is Hilarious Yet Infinitely Depressing

Last month, a brave redditor admitted to screwing up in a way that only men can [sic]: “I was doing some manscaping, and I had…