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Brides Hitting Bongs: A Saturday Afternoon at the Cannabis Wedding Expo

“I’d like to think cannabis will class weddings up,” a woman named Crystal tells me. She is standing behind a display of arm-length joints with…

What Happens When You Age Out of the Cool Kids’ Club at Work

At my old job, I felt a pang of resentment when the group of recently hired 22-year-olds would post Snapchats of themselves hanging out and…

I Tried (and Failed) to Rage on the ‘New Four Loko’

Back in the stagnant years of the Great Recession, a beacon of nihilist joy shone through the darkness: Four Loko. I and countless other recently…

How to Clean Up Puke From Absolutely Everywhere

Good morning. We know, you’re not quite sure what happened last night: All you know is that you invited a few buddies over to celebrate…