Which Actual Nut Most Closely Resembles a Testicle?
Are they shriveled like walnuts? Plump like acorns? Or encased in soft pods like peanuts? I asked a few experts for their humble opinion
The Great Ballsack Beauty Guide
Wrinkles! Stinkles! Unwanted droop! Here’s how to solve the beautification blunders that befall your balls
Is Expired Almond Milk Also a One-Way Ticket to Salmonella Town?
Or are deez nuts incapable of curdling?
The Buff Boys of the Peanut Butter Platoon
Peanut butter sushi. Peanut butter eggs. Peanut butter pizza. Is a schmear of nut spread the secret to big gains?