Which Actual Nut Most Closely Resembles a Testicle?

Are they shriveled like walnuts? Plump like acorns? Or encased in soft pods like peanuts? I asked a few experts for their humble opinion

The Great Ballsack Beauty Guide

Wrinkles! Stinkles! Unwanted droop! Here’s how to solve the beautification blunders that befall your balls

Is Expired Almond Milk Also a One-Way Ticket to Salmonella Town?

Or are deez nuts incapable of curdling?

The Buff Boys of the Peanut Butter Platoon

Peanut butter sushi. Peanut butter eggs. Peanut butter pizza. Is a schmear of nut spread the secret to big gains?