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The Best-Worst Erotic Fan Fiction About Toad

Many fans of the beloved(?) Nintendo character Toad were thrilled to discover that their favorite mushroom-headed helper was trending yesterday morning… until they realized why….

The Legend of Toad

It seems like months ago now that we learned, per his alleged sexual partner Stormy Daniels, that President Trump’s pecker is more of a knob…

An Oral History of ‘GoldenEye 007’ on the N64

The Nintendo 64’s GoldenEye 007 — or GoldenEye 64, as it’s often known — is seen as one of the system’s all-time classics. Aug. 25, 2018, will be the…

The Eternal Appeal of Nintendo 64

I still remember the look of confusion and disappointment on my father’s face when he caught me packing up my Nintendo 64 for college. “Didn’t I…