morning-routines

A Not-So-Sleepy Investigation: Is Morning Sex As Good for You As Promised?

ICYMI: On this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise Richards has revealed that she has sex with her husband every morning before…

How to Get Up Earlier So You Can Actually Do Shit in the Morning

The early morning is arguably the best time to get shit done: Nobody else is awake to bother you, traffic tends to be lighter than…

You Feel Like Shit Because You’re Drinking Your Morning Coffee Too Early

I spend every workday bouncing between feeling like I just shotgunned a gallon of crack water and feeling like I need a month-long hibernation period…

The MEL Man’s Morning Routine

There are two mythical morning rituals typically ascribed to the American male: 1) Roll out of bed, put on whichever wrinkled clothes happen to be…