medicine

Literal Mushroom Cock: All the Different Fungus That Can Grow On Your Penis

Thanks to Stormy Daniels, we all know by now — whether we wanted to or not — that the president’s dick resembles “the mushroom character in Mario Kart” (ahem,…

What’s in This?: Hand Sanitizer

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

The Real Reasons Everyone’s Clinical Death Experience Is the Same

Many people who’ve had a near-death experience describe it as a much stronger experience than a dream — more “real than real life,” a moment that forever…

ICYMI: Men and Their Minivans, the Evolution of the Slim Jim and Your Doctor’s Gross-Ass Lab Coat

Back in my awkward years growing up in L.A., my parents hired this large-adult-son/UCLA student to babysit me. I’m at a loss to explain why—when…