medicine

The Art of Writing the Perfect Jingle for Ass Medicine

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Unlike our current golden…

What It’s Like to Be Female Urologist

Life is hard when you’re a male gynecologist. Apart from having to face the constant assumption that you’re a creep who paid hundreds of thousands…

Is It Normal to Ejaculate During a Prostate Exam?

Normal is a spectrum. Ejaculation is healthy. The prostate is a gland. Exams are a part of life. But can all four of these things…

Where Are All the Anti-Vaxx Dads?

Measles — a ridiculously contagious viral infection spread by mucus and saliva that can linger in a room for hours and re-infect a dozen or…