medicine

Are My Precious Liquid Gel Pills More Effective Than Regular Old Normie Tablets?

Coincidentally, I’m writing this article with not one, not two but three Advil Liqui-Gels coursing through my body. I imagine that by now, the kryptonite-colored…

The Secret World of Doctors Who Love Whippits

When you think of whippits — aka nitrous oxide, the clear odorless gas that, when inhaled, induces a brief, dizzying headrush, punctuated by a “wah…

How Does This Work?: Cough Syrup

Most of us put all manner of crap in and on our bodies to make them work a little better. Since most of us have…

Everything We Know About Weed Strains Is (Kinda) Bullshit

The cannabis industry — and before its more official, legal incarnation, your friendly neighborhood weed dealer — has forever suggested that different weed strains yield…