mcdonalds

We Mainlined McDonald’s Huge New Breakfast Sandwich, and Our Arteries Will Never Forgive Us

In my present state of ketosis, I’m not ashamed to admit that I dream of McMuffins. Because in my previous state of frequent hungoverness, they…

An Ode to the McDonald’s Happy Meal Cheeseburger

Those Golden Arches look a little bit like a fountain of tears today. Well, if you turned them upside down and ignored the fact that…

No, McDonald’s Fries Can’t Cure Baldness

Here’s a new one: According to a recent study, a chemical found in McDonald’s fries may cure baldness. More specifically, scientists were able to successfully…

I Had Lunch at McDowell’s From ‘Coming to America’

‘They got the golden arches; mine is the golden arcs’ I’m in line with a hundred other people — many of whom are drenched in Soul Glo — waiting to…