mcdonalds

Ranking Fast Food Menu ‘Healthy’ Items by How Healthy They Really Are

Two years ago, the MEL editorial staff taste-tested the Taco Bell “healthy” menu. Some of us can still taste it. My colleague C. Brian Smith,…

We Mainlined McDonald’s Huge New Breakfast Sandwich, and Our Arteries Will Never Forgive Us

In my present state of ketosis, I’m not ashamed to admit that I dream of McMuffins. Because in my previous state of frequent hungoverness, they…

An Ode to the McDonald’s Happy Meal Cheeseburger

Those Golden Arches look a little bit like a fountain of tears today. Well, if you turned them upside down and ignored the fact that…

No, McDonald’s Fries Can’t Cure Baldness

Here’s a new one: According to a recent study, a chemical found in McDonald’s fries may cure baldness. More specifically, scientists were able to successfully…