masturbation

Why the Ancient Egyptians (Maybe) Masturbated Into the Nile

Some historians believe the ancient Egyptians held a whole festival about jerking off into their most famous body of water, and maybe we should do the same

Is Bored Masturbation a Good Use of Masturbation?

Lots of people are coping with boredom by jacking off, but maybe — just maybe — that horny energy could be better spent elsewhere

The Case for Masturbating Before Thanksgiving Dinner

According to some, it makes you hungrier! It might make you less of a drag to be around, too

The Psychedelic Science of ‘Gooning’ — Or Masturbating Into a Trance

Why get high when you could edge yourself for hours until you’ve merged souls with your own dick?