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The Unreliable Psychology of the Spank Bank

It’s that old standby: You and her in the backseat of your 2004 Dodge Neon in the outskirts of the mall parking lot. You both…

All the Reasons Why Guys Jerk Off With Their Non-Dominant Hand

I’m not usually one to disagree with Pee-Wee Herman, but I call ‘em like I see ‘em. Back in 2010, Paul Reubens gave an interview…

The Art of Beating Off in Your Childhood Home During the Holidays

I didn’t learn how to properly jerk off until I was a freshman in high school. That’s because, when I was 12, I was playing…

The Pre-Internet Phenomenon of Boys Hiding Their Porn in the Woods

I grew up in a New Jersey suburb called Basking Ridge, so named, we were told in elementary school, by the British Presbyterians who bought…