The Most Baffling Myths About the Power of Semen Retention

Sorry, but not cumming won't make you any better at drawing sacred geometry

Smart People Masturbate More Than the Rest of Us, Study Says

New research suggests that the more educated someone is, the more likely they are to jack it frequently. What do they know that the rest of us horny idiots don’t?

Fiddler Crabs Are the Crustacean Jerk-Off Kings

Maybe it’s a little immature to suggest these big-clawed sea freaks are horny, overzealous masturbators, but there’s something pure about the way we’ve turned it into a delightful, always-popular meme

The Rabid Cult of the Tenga Flip Zero EV

This luxurious, vibrating, high-suctioning stroker has literally turned men’s lives upside-down