Some historians believe the ancient Egyptians held a whole festival about jerking off into their most famous body of water, and maybe we should do the same
Lots of people are coping with boredom by jacking off, but maybe — just maybe — that horny energy could be better spent elsewhere
According to some, it makes you hungrier! It might make you less of a drag to be around, too
Why get high when you could edge yourself for hours until you’ve merged souls with your own dick?