masturbation

How Much Cum Do You Throw Away Over the Course of a Lifetime?

Confession: I’m not the first person to wonder how much cum a man produces over the course of his lifetime. Although I do seem to…

Why We Can’t Let Go of the Rite of Passage That Is the ‘Beat Rag’

Some people count sheep to fall asleep. When I was 13, I counted cum stains. I’d recently borrowed my father’s Sharper Image massager to nurse a…

Crunching the Numbers: Do You Want $1 Million Upfront or $100 Every Time You Masturbate?

There’s been a meme circulating around the bro-ier sections of the internet the past few days that poses a simple hypothetical: Would you rather have…

Men And Women Masturbate Before A Date For Different Reasons

As the famous Kenny Rogers song goes, you gotta know when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em. That’s a song about poker (and…