Fiddler Crabs Are the Crustacean Jerk-Off Kings

Maybe it’s a little immature to suggest these big-clawed sea freaks are horny, overzealous masturbators, but there’s something pure about the way we’ve turned it into a delightful, always-popular meme

The Rabid Cult of the Tenga Flip Zero EV

This luxurious, vibrating, high-suctioning stroker has literally turned men’s lives upside-down

The Refined, Elegant Male Masturbator Your Dick Deserves

If most strokers are Toyota Corollas, the smart, inconspicuous Satisfyer Men 2.0 is a Rolls Royce mixed with a private jet

Taking the Pressure Off Pressure-Wave Sex Toys

Rather than vibrate, pressure-wave toys deliver suction and pulsation to the clit, yielding an entirely new type of sensation. Here are some of the best pressure-wave toys to spoil a clit with