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What Do Flowers Really Mean for Me, an Average Guy Who Fucked Up Big Time Last Night?

Let’s set the record straight: Flowers aren’t just for when you’ve royally screwed things up. They’re also commonly afforded to dead people and people getting…

I Fact-Checked Lisa Rinna’s Revolutionary Hand-Job Technique

Lisa Rinna recently tweeted back at me after I thanked her for changing the way I touch penises: I really haven’t touched a penis the…

Spitting v. Swallowing: The Ultimate Expert Roundtable

I’ve spent the last few weeks engaging with people in real life, over the phone and on Instagram about semen. In particular, I’ve been asking…

What Exactly Is a ‘Love Erection’?

In 2017, Cosmopolitan published what they presumably believed was a definitive guide to every different type of boner that a guy experiences. But they were…