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‘Groupon Peen’ Is Real, and Every Fuccboi Has It

I believe the Kardashians provide a valuable service to the American public: They allow us to see what our petty familial and romantic dramas would…

How Porn Stars Who Built Careers on Having Big Tits Are Surviving in Our Ass-Centric Culture

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Brittany Andrews, one…

The Pros and Cons of Being High as Balls at Your Own Wedding

On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim speaks candidly of her past drug use. Though now almost entirely sober, she dabbled in…

Nothing Else Matters Now That Kanye and the Kardashians Will Appear on ‘Family Feud’

Lately we’re on high alert for signs of civilizational collapse. If you’re halfway intelligent, you may fret about nuclear brinkmanship, climate change, and mass shootings….