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How Does Jeff Bezos Eat Cheetos? An Investigation

Even after one of the most expensive divorces in history, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos remains the world’s richest man. He’s wealthy enough that…

Why Do Rich People Love to Spend a Fortune on Bones?

In a memorable bit from the Netflix sketch comedy series I Think You Should Leave, the bass player for a Johnny Cash-type country singer ruins…

We Have Nothing More to Add About the Jeff Bezos Dick Pics

Reader, forgive us, for we have failed. The Great Jeff Bezos Dick Pic Extortion Scandal is one of the most MEL news stories to come…