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Guys, Don’t Worry, Your Grower Is Okay

As we say in the South, there’s a lid for every pot, and there’s a woman for every dick. Okay, maybe not that last part….

Big Bird’s Shockingly Dark Life on the Internet

With the retirement of 84-year-old Caroll Spinney, the puppeteer who’s brought Sesame Street’s Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird to life since the show premiered…

Internet Dudes Discover Sideways Cunnilingus (AKA the Kivin Method)

It’s a glorious day when mankind — and we do mean mankind — bravely pushes through the confusion and wilderness of uncharted sexual territory only to discover something in…

Incels Are Obsessed With ‘Virgin’ Brett Kavanaugh

Earlier this week, embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, accused of multiple instances of sexual misconduct, claimed in defense that he was a virgin in…