Actually Ripping Ass Is as Rare as It Is Painful

While literally ‘ripping ass’ — tearing the gluteus maximus — sounds pretty funny, the reality is far from a laughing matter. Just ask Queen guitarist Brian May

There’s No Use Crying Over Spilled Blood

In pro wrestling, at least, the real violence is much more mundane

Three Men Who Survived Unspeakable Accidents With a Train, a Boat and a Plane

What’s it like to be hit by a train? Chewed up by a boat propellor? Go down in a plane that’s run out of fuel? We asked the unfortunate guys it happened to.

Men Sharing Their Most Embarrassing ‘Man Moments’ Is Hilarious Yet Infinitely Depressing

‘The nurses mopped it up and continued on like nothing happened. I’m so glad I never have to see their faces again.’