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‘Asshole’ Is Officially Passé: Let’s Bring Back These Old-Timey Insults Instead

In recent decades, humans have largely resorted to four-letter words to slander one another, which is too bad when you consider the much more thoughtful…

Hot Dog Water Is the Beverage of the Future — And It’s Only $30 a Bottle

Douglas Bevans, parent, podcaster and owner of an educational travel company, set up shop near the most recent $400-a-ticket health summit for actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s…

The Cathartic Joy of Sharing Awkward, Embarrassing Sex Stories With Complete Strangers

Let’s face it: Weird things happen when you enthusiastically attempt to squish your sexual organs against someone else’s, which might explain why seemingly everyone has…

I’m a Jeff, and I’m Here to Take a Stand Against Geoffs

Is there a stupider name than “Geoff”? You’d be hard-pressed to find one. Its spelling is patently ridiculous; its phonics a middle-school bully’s wet dream…