How Many People Have Died in Your Rental Apartment?

Congratulations on your new, haunted home!

A Messy History of Egging and Toilet-Papering Houses

Also, answering the all-important question: How the fuck do I get egg yolk off my vinyl siding?

Why Can’t I Put a Freakin’ House on My Wedding Registry?

What’s unromantic about requesting cash for lifelong stability and the slow accumulation of modest wealth? A lot, apparently

Why Dads Become Absolute Dads About the A/C

I may be literally sweating on my keyboard, but it’ll all be worth it when my bill is six dollars lower at the end of the month