holidays
These Store Security Guards Are Very Happy Black Friday’s Going to Be Quieter This Year
‘Two people picked up a TV and threw it at another guy, the cleaning crew had to go in to mop up the blood and sweep up the teeth’
The Dos and Don’ts of Post-Thanksgiving Dinner Sex
Or should that be the ins and outs?
Shitty Holiday Travel Is the Best Part of Thanksgiving
Screaming babies on a seven-hour flight? Give it to me! A couple fighting in the backseat all the way across the Midwest? Put me in that car!
