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Dick Cages, Lame Horror-Movie Dads and How to Marry a Princess

Yes, you read that correctly. Dick cages. That is, a cage for your penis. C. Brian Smith spoke to a bunch of guys who are,…

Inside the ‘Exotic Snacks’ Hustle Where Rappers Buy Rare Sodas by the Duffle Bag

Sam is packing up a duffle bag behind the counter of his smoke shop in Northridge, California, like he’s filling it with cash. He’s about…

I Stand With American Cheese

I’ve stood apathetically by as millennials killed one proud American tradition after another. Casual dining. Divorce. Fabric softener. Titties. But I’ve had enough, and you…

Snowflake Diaries: How Do I Shrink My Load?

It isn’t a stretch to say that I’m not like other men in at least one major way: While most (all?) dudes want to know…