health

I Stand With American Cheese

I’ve stood apathetically by as millennials killed one proud American tradition after another. Casual dining. Divorce. Fabric softener. Titties. But I’ve had enough, and you…

Snowflake Diaries: How Do I Shrink My Load?

It isn’t a stretch to say that I’m not like other men in at least one major way: While most (all?) dudes want to know…

Wearable Technology Is Going to Make Us Feel Sicker Than We Actually Are

Fuck WebMD. Hear me out: Have you ever noticed a strange red bump on your skin, or felt a strange pain in your chest, or basically…

What’s in This?: Cough Drops

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…