grilling

Fuck It, Let’s Make Every Food into a Sexual Novelty Product

I truly didn’t know how badly we needed sexual novelty foods until I heard about CamSoda’s new line of blatantly horny hot dog toppings

A Very Meaty Guide to Pairing Steak with Beer

Is drinking a tall boy a rookie move when trying to enjoy a T-bone?

What Sweet Pleasures Are Mixed Together to Create a Bratwurst?

I’ve eaten at least six in a sitting, so I might as well know exactly what I shoved down my gullet

You Can Take Your Homemade Hamburger Buns and Stick Them Up Your Ass

If you have the time, money and delusion to spend all day making homemade buns you could have bought at the store for 50 cents, I’m not coming to your BBQ