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Try to Get Through Our Best Vomit Stories Without Losing Lunch Yourself

I’ve shot heroin — and had sex with a human woman — one time. (Different nights.) (I’ve fucked a doll once, too.) Re: the smack,…

The Stupidest Questions We Asked Urologists This Year

As we mentioned the other day, it’s a toss up as to whether we ask urologists or dietitians/nutritionists stupider questions. And so, we’ll let you…

All the Shit We Wrote About This Year

Ah yes, the shit year that was 2018. Though in fairness, aren’t they all shit these days? Still, ours seemed shittier than usual. For that,…

A Very Serious Guide on How to Ride a Bird Scooter

Have you ever thought, “I wish I could ride a Bird scooter safely, if only someone had a very serious guide to instruct me on…