food-and-drink

I Tried the Only Manly Pumpkin Spice Food and Immediately Wanted to Die

These days, you have to try pretty hard to shock me with your October-only pumpkin-flavored food or beverage offering. The runaway success of Starbucks’ pumpkin…

I Stand With American Cheese

I’ve stood apathetically by as millennials killed one proud American tradition after another. Casual dining. Divorce. Fabric softener. Titties. But I’ve had enough, and you…

Ranking the Most Popular Apples by How Healthy They Are

According to WebMD, an apple a day does, in fact, keep the lab-coat wearing man who asks you to cough as he fondles your balls…