food-and-drink

I Stand With American Cheese

I’ve stood apathetically by as millennials killed one proud American tradition after another. Casual dining. Divorce. Fabric softener. Titties. But I’ve had enough, and you…

Ranking the Most Popular Apples by How Healthy They Are

According to WebMD, an apple a day does, in fact, keep the lab-coat wearing man who asks you to cough as he fondles your balls…