food-and-drink

Justin Bieber Was Right to Corncob That Burrito

I’m not what you’d call a “foodie.” This week, I made dinner in a crock pot for the first time in my life; I’m also…

The Oral History of the Vodka Red Bull

It’s always the guy with the hat on backward. It’s 10:30 p.m. on a Friday, he’s scanning the bar, looking for women, sometimes chewing on…

I Tried the Only Manly Pumpkin Spice Food and Immediately Wanted to Die

These days, you have to try pretty hard to shock me with your October-only pumpkin-flavored food or beverage offering. The runaway success of Starbucks’ pumpkin…

I Stand With American Cheese

I’ve stood apathetically by as millennials killed one proud American tradition after another. Casual dining. Divorce. Fabric softener. Titties. But I’ve had enough, and you…