fast-food

An Oral History of Those Creepy-Ass Chuck E. Cheese Robots

“I remember going to Chuck E. Cheese’s as a kid a lot. The animatronic band would take a ‘break between sets,’ the characters seemed like…

An Oral History of Hard-Shell Tacos

In the U.S., it’s impossible to bite into the crunchy goodness of a hard shell taco without thinking of Taco Bell: The combination of a…

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About: Fast Food

The world is full of lies, and it’s hard to get through life without taking a few on board. Luckily, we’re here to sort the…

Who the Fuck Was the Red Baron Anyway, and Why Is He on My Frozen Pizza Box?

As an exhausted parent, I often find myself shopping in the frozen-food aisle, and when I’m there, I always see the same cast of reassuring…