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‘Brunchables’ by Lunchables, Reviewed by 8 Adult Degenerates

Among the great pleasures of fatherhood is eating off the kids’ menu again. Which also affords you the opportunity to eat the crap you once…

IHOP’s Big Pancake Burger Will Make You Feel Like Tony Soprano After Sex

“Why didn’t they use pancakes for the buns?” That was the first thing my wife asked when I showed her a picture of the Big…

My Friend Eats Off the Kids’ Menu to Save Money. Is He Insane?

Sam Dworkin, MEL’s senior designer, is a 27-year-old man who makes his own money, pays his own rent and sure as hell does his own…

I Staked Out My Local Domino’s to See Just How Accurate Its Pizza Tracker Is

It wasn’t that long ago that I stumbled across a piece in The Atlantic about how TurboTax uses bogus progress bars when completing a tax…