Why Isn’t American McDonald’s as Horny as Thailand’s?

Let’s all just admit our fast-food addiction is a sexual problem

Why McDonald’s Sprite Hits Different

It’s a potent mix of the coldness, the syrup and the bliss of giving up

What Could the Hamburglar Actually Be Charged With?

Forget the McDonald’s Monopoly scheme, the real true crime is that the Hamburglar has never served hard time

Three Actual Military Colonels Debate Colonel Sanders’ Stolen Valor

‘He was a real scoundrel and never would have made it’: High-ranking Army officers share their honest feelings on KFC’s fried-chicken hustler