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Adult Peer Pressure Is Being Forced to Go Out to Eat

“Peer pressure,” if you came of age at the height of the massively ineffective D.A.R.E. program, conjured fears of worldly teenagers forcing you to smoke…

We Mainlined McDonald’s Huge New Breakfast Sandwich, and Our Arteries Will Never Forgive Us

In my present state of ketosis, I’m not ashamed to admit that I dream of McMuffins. Because in my previous state of frequent hungoverness, they…

The Cheapskate’s Guide to Weight Loss

Self-improvement is rarely exciting, because cutting out your favorite indulgences is no one’s idea of a thrill. Pondering the suggestion to just substitute your Big…

The World’s Largest Deliverable Pizza Is Also the World’s Largest Mistake

Okay, admittedly, we’re dumb for ordering food we discovered via viral video, in this case “the world’s largest deliverable pizza” by Big Mama’s & Papa’s…

An Ode to the Footlong