Hey Instagram and TikTok, the Extremely Online Like Me Deserve Some Privacy
Both social media platforms have recently introduced new transparency features meant to better make clear how people are interacting with your account. But aren’t some things best left private?
The Search for an Extremely Online Therapist
How can they begin to understand my mental anguish if they have no clue who Shrimp Guy is?
Best Gifts for Your Extremely Online Friends
You can’t give them a better Wi-Fi connection, but here are some other presents worth posting about
I Stopped Taking My Phone into the Bathroom for a Month
It seemed impossible, till it wasn’t — and I’m a whole new man