extremely-online

Hey Instagram and TikTok, the Extremely Online Like Me Deserve Some Privacy

Both social media platforms have recently introduced new transparency features meant to better make clear how people are interacting with your account. But aren’t some things best left private?

The Search for an Extremely Online Therapist

How can they begin to understand my mental anguish if they have no clue who Shrimp Guy is?

Best Gifts for Your Extremely Online Friends

You can’t give them a better Wi-Fi connection, but here are some other presents worth posting about

I Stopped Taking My Phone into the Bathroom for a Month

It seemed impossible, till it wasn’t — and I’m a whole new man