As in, can caffeinated water send me onto a psychological high-speed roller coaster of anxiety and despair in the same way as coffee does? Technically, yes.
It worked. I also got really, really high
I’ve never felt more vindicated by science in my life
Advice from an animal behaviorist, the son of ‘Dog Whisperer’ Cesar Millan, a dog owner who experiences daily zoomies and a cat owner who deals with post-poop zoomies