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Who Is Actually Using the Bristol Scale in Their Pursuit of the Perfect Shit?

You may have heard of this legendary excretion-judging chart, but is it something people ever really break out IRL?

I Tried to Curb My Stoned Munchies With a Bracelet That Gave Me Electric Shocks Every Time I Ate

My highly scientific research suggests that eating pizza is a lot less fun when you’re being zapped every five seconds

Eat the Whole Apple, You Prick

Slamming the whole apple, core included, provides 10 times the health benefits… if you can get it down

A Gentleman’s Guide to the Buffet

Or: How to not be a complete fucking animal when hitting up your favorite all-you-can-eat joint