early-aughts

Dashboard Confessional’s Long Road Back

Emo icon Chris Carrabba opens up about the devastating motorcycle accident that derailed his career — and a secret new album he made before the pandemic hit

Into the Heart of Darkness of Red Lobster’s Endless Crab

The infamous 2003 marketing disaster spawned a cult of all-you-can-eat crustacean — which still tortures waiters today

John Tucker, You’ll Never Die

Jesse Metcalfe’s ass in a red lace thong. That’s it. That’s the piece.

How Does Baby-Making Work in Whoville? An Investigation

The Whos’ procreation process is a confusing, potentially supernatural experience that bears no resemblance to anything on Earth