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Bartenders Are Sharing Your Shitty Yelp Review and Laughing at You

Yelp reviews are like dick pics. No one wants them, but douchebags still feel entitled to send them out into the world and expect everyone…

How to Win Over Your Partner’s Co-workers at Their Holiday Party

Get your best sweater–dress-shirt combination ready, because Office Holiday Party Season is upon us. It’s time to meet the guys named Mark your significant other…

Don’t Let SantaCon Fuck Up Drinking on Trains for the Rest of Us

For the eight years I lived in New York, the word “SantaCon” would make my blood run colder than the December air itself. Along with…

Adult Peer Pressure Is Being Forced to Go Out to Eat

“Peer pressure,” if you came of age at the height of the massively ineffective D.A.R.E. program, conjured fears of worldly teenagers forcing you to smoke…