drinking

Is It Safe to Drink From My Dive Bar’s Old-Ass Draft Beer Lines?

All around the world, from major metropoles to humble booze-loving hamlets, you can find bars that make you wonder: Is this place safe to drink…

Are ‘Alcohol Cheat Days’ a More Reliable Solution to Alcoholism?

Eighteen years ago, Kenneth Anderson was drinking a pint of whiskey four times a week. Eventually, he got sick of showing up to work the…

Are We the Most Hydrated We’ve Ever Been?

As I spit out these words to make a living, I’m staring at the battleship-gray S’well water bottle majestically perched on my desk. Cap off,…

The Lubricated Economics of Two-Drink Minimums

Nobody likes being made to pay for stuff, and so it goes with two-drink minimums. They’re a staple of comedy clubs, but you’ll also frequently…