What’s in This?: Boxed Stuffing

All 23 ingredients found in this stove-top stuffing, explained (yep, even propyl gallate)

Ranking Chain-Restaurant Thanksgiving Feasts by How Healthy They Are

Marie Callender’s? Boston Market? Popeyes? Which takeout feast is least likely to end my insides?

Ranking Complex Carbs by How Healthy They Are

Also, uh, what even are complex carbs, anyway?

Ranking Bagels by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Sesame? Onion? Egg? Asiago? Which will help make up for the tub of cream cheese I just ate?