booze

A Night at the Dry-Town Bar Where You Have to Bring Your Own Booze

A while back, I looked into some of the more notable dry towns left in America. While there are around 500 or so still remaining,…

How to DIY Your Own Pedialyte ‘Cocktails’ That Taste Much Better Than Pedialyte

Good morning! I feel like shit. You feel like shit. But the questionable decisions we made last night don’t make us stupid. We’re gonna battle…

Why Doesn’t Everyone Eat at the Bar?

It happens at least once a week. A couple comes in for dinner, and as the host shows them to a lovely hightop built for…

The Subtle Art of Browning Out

I would never advocate for irresponsible drinking — besides, I’m sure you’re already great at it. But most recreational boozers will cross the line at…