booze

The Lubricated Economics of Two-Drink Minimums

Nobody likes being made to pay for stuff, and so it goes with two-drink minimums. They’re a staple of comedy clubs, but you’ll also frequently…

Sorry, That Viral Brendan Fraser Bar Photo Is Fake

“I just wrote a really dumb thing and fake-signed it,” Will Wyatt, owner of the New York City bar Mister Paradise, tells MEL. “I hope…

The Guys Who Go Sober After a Breakup — And Believe You Should Too

Ellis and his fiancée had just finished shooting their engagement photos when she told him she had a confession to make: She’d cheated on him….

Should You Go for Calories or Bulk When Eating to Sober Up?

Hey, you big drunk dummy. Are you reading this after your eighth post-midnight tequila shot, wondering by what grace of God you’ll be able to…