A Gift Guide for People Under Quarantine

The world may have stopped, but those birthdays, anniversaries and holidays still keep coming

What the Fuck Are You Supposed to Do While People Are Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to You?

‘The best thing to do is to sing along, ‘Happy Birthday to me,’ where you just turn yourself into the social equivalent of a black hole’ — a birthday singer for hire

Sharing Your Birthday With the Super Bowl Is a Super Drag

‘I get to celebrate twice. Funny because 21 years ago my dad was drunk while I was being born.’

Do My Pets Understand When We Celebrate Their Birthdays or Christmas?

Advice from a dog psychologist, an animal behaviorist and several animal lovers who celebrate their pets either way