You Can Take Your Homemade Hamburger Buns and Stick Them Up Your Ass

If you have the time, money and delusion to spend all day making homemade buns you could have bought at the store for 50 cents, I’m not coming to your BBQ

Can I Make My Dog a Birthday Cake, or Will It Hurt Him?

If my dog wants cake, he gets cake

Your Beautifully Decorated Christmas Cookies Taste Like Shit

Sugar cookies aren’t any good to begin with. Somehow, though, they’re even worse when lacquered with festive frosting

The Rise and Fall of the 1990s Bread Machine

Everything you knead to know about the craze that conquered American kitchens — and then disappeared