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A Thing Isn’t Beautiful Because It Lasts

It was Christmas Day 2009, and my father and I were eating cheeseburgers at Denny’s and talking about a movie. It was one of the…

How Long Would It Really Take ‘Endgame’ Thor to Go From Hardbody to Potato?

Thor is fat in the new Avengers: Endgame movie. That’s all I can tell you, since my editor threatened to “string you up from yonder…

‘Avengers: Endgame’ and the Denial of Death

(Warning: We’re going to be talking about Avengers: Endgame, and there are going to be spoilers. If you haven’t seen the movie, maybe don’t read…

How to Avoid the ‘Endgame’ Body Cramps in Those Lousy Front Row Seats You Got

Marvel fans have finally been presented with Avengers: Endgame, the epic finale to a decade-long series of 22 massively popular superhero movies — and naturally,…