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Is Toilet Paper the Most Important Thing To Buy Organic?
To recycle a joke that’s been used before, the state of American toilet paper is pretty shitty. Although toilet paper isn’t the first thing most…
I Used ‘Booty Fresh’ Ass Odor Eliminator to Make My Ass More Edible
There’s no shortage of extraordinary products on Amazon — take, for instance, this jumbo barrel of lube or this battery-powered yodeling pickle. So I can’t…
A Biophysicist Explains How Ant-Man Could Kill Thanos From Inside His Butt
The theory takes “end” game to a whole new level. Avengers: Endgame, the latest entry in the multibillion-dollar Marvel franchise, is out April 26, and…
I Got My Asshole Made Into Chocolates by the World’s Most Famous Anus Artist
I’m naked from the waist down on a massage table, my feet pointed toward a dozen or so East Asian and African masks hanging near…
