The Grinch Is Thicc as Hell

Or: How the Grinch Stole Ass-mas

Gavin Newsom and the Plight of ‘Hank Hill Ass’

The white men in your life are suffering from critical buttocks deficiency

An Oral History of How Stupid, Sexy Flanders Got Such a Stupid, Sexy Ass

‘Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!’

On the Plus Side, This Election Season May Have Been Good for My Prostate?

My ass has been clenched since election talk began, so I must assume my prostate is becoming insanely buff