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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Prostate Play (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Reddit user methadone_cyclone has been putting an egg in his ass since he was a teenager. Now 22 years old and a junior in college,…

Is Toilet Paper the Most Important Thing To Buy Organic?

To recycle a joke that’s been used before, the state of American toilet paper is pretty shitty. Although toilet paper isn’t the first thing most…

I Used ‘Booty Fresh’ Ass Odor Eliminator to Make My Ass More Edible

There’s no shortage of extraordinary products on Amazon — take, for instance, this jumbo barrel of lube or this battery-powered yodeling pickle. So I can’t…

A Biophysicist Explains How Ant-Man Could Kill Thanos From Inside His Butt

The theory takes “end” game to a whole new level. Avengers: Endgame, the latest entry in the multibillion-dollar Marvel franchise, is out April 26, and…