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Why Are Some Farts So Loud? A Scientific Inquiry

’Twas not the falling of a gavel convening the fourth round of presidential impeachment hearings, nor the desperate pleas of a spiraling president, that cut…

Checking Out Butts Is Near-Universal (And Not Always Sexual)

At this point, most civilized people would agree, in principle, that objectifying others — whether friends, coworkers or strangers on the subway — is uncool….

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Your Butthole

The world is full of lies, and it’s hard to get through life without taking a few on board. Luckily, we’re here to sort the…

Why Do We Still Say Stuff Looks Like Ass When We Now Love Ass So Much?

“Yo man, this pizza tastes like ass!” “Ugh, this locker room smells like ass!” “You see the new Rambo movie? It was total ass.” Ass,…