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Where the Hell Are You Supposed to Look While Walking Up the Stairs Behind Someone?

Stairs are awesome: They help us get up high without having to climb ladders, scale walls or use grappling hooks. When it comes to actually…

Why Are Some Farts So Loud? A Scientific Inquiry

’Twas not the falling of a gavel convening the fourth round of presidential impeachment hearings, nor the desperate pleas of a spiraling president, that cut…

Checking Out Butts Is Near-Universal (And Not Always Sexual)

At this point, most civilized people would agree, in principle, that objectifying others — whether friends, coworkers or strangers on the subway — is uncool….

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Your Butthole

The world is full of lies, and it’s hard to get through life without taking a few on board. Luckily, we’re here to sort the…