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We Talked to Leading Mozart Scholars About the Composer’s Love of Ass Jokes

Every great composer, it seems, has a secret history we weren’t taught in our childhood piano lessons. Berlioz was high on opioids. Schumann spent the…

Meet the Badonka-Dudes — The Gym Bros Obsessed With Building Butt

Anton, a 25-year-old from Texas, has a humongous ass — a bouncy, meaty bubble butt his pants can barely contain. He’s ripped at least eight…

What It’s Like to Be a Guy Who Doesn’t Clean His Ass

There’s a frighteningly frequent question posed on forums like Reddit and Twitter — a query that will make you want to hop in the shower and scrub…

ICYMI: Dudes Who Can’t Take a Hint, ‘Mission: Impossible — Fallout’ and Ass Cleanliness

Welcome, everyone, and happy Monday. Yes, I’m aware that’s a contradiction in terms, but maybe you had a great weekend, and thus, are still riding…