animals

Can Monkey Jizz Save Humanity?

In some near dystopian future, men might become infertile. Thankfully, monkey sperm are paving the way for research that could preserve the human race

Chimp Masturbation is the Final Frontier of Primate Research

Few people have been asking for data on chimp masturbation, but it turns out the few recorded instances of it have provided some key insight into primate behavior

The Internet’s Foremost Pee Peddler Wants to Revolutionize Pest Control (With Piss)

Meet Skip Theobald, the purveyor of the ultimate one-stop online shop for discount animal urine

The Life and Death of the Cop-Turned-Cocaine-Smuggler Who Killed Pablo Escobear

Andrew Carter Thornton II was an adrenaline junkie who seemingly ran drugs as much for the thrill as for the cash. In the end, though, it would cost him — and a 175-pound black bear — everything.