ancient-history

Why the Ancient Egyptians (Maybe) Masturbated Into the Nile

Some historians believe the ancient Egyptians held a whole festival about jerking off into their most famous body of water, and maybe we should do the same

The Disturbing 3,000-Year History of the Male Bubble Butt

From Ancient Greece to Nazi Germany, a perky, juicy man ass has shaped the modern world — and our deep-seated understanding of beauty

Move Over, Timothée — It’s Dev Patel’s Moment Now

Please, Hollywood, let Patel play all of history’s white icons. No matter what century he’s in, the actor will always be hot

The Modern Man Is Getting Stoicism All Wrong

We think of stoicism as keeping our emotions hidden, but if you trace the concept back to its classical roots, it’s actually the complete opposite