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I’m the Fan Who Got Charli XCX to Sign His Douche. Now the Internet Hates Me.

Three times in two months, the pop star Charli XCX posed with controversial objects for her fans. She yelled “Gay rights!” while holding a bottle…

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Your Butthole

The world is full of lies, and it’s hard to get through life without taking a few on board. Luckily, we’re here to sort the…

Why Do We Still Say Stuff Looks Like Ass When We Now Love Ass So Much?

“Yo man, this pizza tastes like ass!” “Ugh, this locker room smells like ass!” “You see the new Rambo movie? It was total ass.” Ass,…

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Prostate Play (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Reddit user methadone_cyclone has been putting an egg in his ass since he was a teenager. Now 22 years old and a junior in college,…