alcohol
My Afternoon of Getting ‘Pantsdrunk’
The good people of Finland have long believed that drinking alone in their underwear will reveal great truths about our collective isolation. But would it work for this American?
Is Vodka Immortal?
That Smirnoff bottle may be older than you are, but trust me — you can still put it in your mouth
How Many Beers Will Get Me as Drunk as a Bottle of Wine?
It’s not quite as Biblical as ‘water to wine,’ but it’ll get you wasted, so you’re welcome
A Very Clutch Guide to Opening Beer Bottles without an Opener
Bottle opener fall into a nebulous interdimensional vortex? No problem — here's how to pop that cap off with literally anything else
