In somewhat surprising news, Joe Rogan endorsed Bernie Sanders for president which, fine, whatever, good. I, for one, am pro-Bernie all the way regardless of what the Pied Piper of White Dudes, says or does. But you know whose endorsement I’d really like to see? Guy Fieri. The only person Gen Zers like myself like better than Bernard is the Mayor of Flavortown. He’s 52 — Boomer territory — so he’ll probably vote for like, Biden or something. But a gal can dream.
Then again, Joe Rogan is also 52, so maybe there’s hope after all.
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Tweet of the Week
Mr. Peanut died as he lived: eating his own kind and laughing in a shell full of money. The monocled monster is a nut-munching cannibal, and now he roasts in peanut hell https://t.co/U6467eJegG
— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) January 22, 2020
This Week’s Deep Dive
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But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…
https://twitter.com/earnestp/status/1220382581004234752
I hadn't thought of anyone involved in decades, which somehow makes this @davidbix Sgt. Slaughter Is Still Stealing Valor blog seem even more perfectly of this moment. https://t.co/1BasPnR0mf
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) January 21, 2020
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Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
