My (Work) Wife, What Quarantine Actually Smells Like and the Dudes Who Measure Porn Star Dicks
Does it feel like something’s missing now that you’re out of the office and working from home? Do you feel lonely, even though your significant other is practically on top of you working next to you at the kitchen counter? Do Zoom meetings with your co-workers remind you of a certain spark you got from the light banter you engaged in with the woman who sat next to you in your office’s open floor plan?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you probably had a Work Wife — and you probably really miss her. I know Miles Klee very much misses his.
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