While I’d love to regale you with a quick anecdote related to something on the site today, I’m reminded that it’s the day before Thanksgiving, and I’ve got to get out of here and start my four-day weekend. Besides, wouldn’t you rather be hanging out with your out-of-town friends and family than hear all about how Calvin and Hobbes played a formative role in my young life?
So let’s just get on with today’s (mostly) Thanksgiving-themed content, shall we?
Must Read
Come Get Your Non-Thanksgiving Culture
Why We Pathologize Our Partners When They’re Not Horny Enough
Come Get Your Thanksgiving Culture
Only Hatred of the Dallas Cowboys Can Unite This Sad, Torn Nation
An Increasingly Desperate Search for a Good Thanksgiving Song
Fill Up on Our Three-Course Holiday Meal
Eat Your Heart Out: Robb Stewart’s Smoked Wild Turkey Breasts
Veg Out to a Movie
How ‘Queen & Slim’ Subverts Hollywood’s Lovers-on-the-Lam Fixation
Run It All Off — Or Not?
Is a Turkey Trot Enough of a Workout to Burn Off Thanksgiving Dinner?
A Video Reminder of How Special Cats Are
That’s it folks! See y’all after Thanksgiving when everyone is 10 pounds heavier!
Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
