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The Greatest Joke About Long Lines Ever Told
Some bullshit to kick off Black Friday
What We’d Be Willing to Wait In Line For
Today, we wait. For televisions. For thermal tops. For glassware. For boots. For Fitbits. For Keurigs (to make coffee with or to destroy). For laptops….
The Thanksgiving Survival Guide
Unlike other major holidays, Thanksgiving doesn’t have much in the way of props or ceremony. No decorated tree. No painted eggs. No stars-and-stripes tank tops….
