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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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Here’s Why Your Boner Is Boneless

It’s below-the-belt Darwinism

Let Your Anger Free

Because bottling it up will turn you into a passive-aggressive asshole

The Straight Men of the Rural Midwest Who Have Sex With Each Other

More Brokeback ‘Prairie’ than ‘Mountain’

Here’s What Taco Bell’s Low-Key Healthy Revolution Tastes Like

The Truth Behind ‘Grower vs. Shower’

He’s Only Man’s Best Friend if He Looks Exactly Like You

I’m So Bloated—When Will It Go Away?

The Guy Who’s Getting D.C. Stoned on Inauguration Day

Life on the ‘Jan Plan’

The Best Way to Chill, According to the Woman Who Helps World Leaders Find Theirs

The Oral History of Abdominal Etching

You Can Never Go Wrong With a Spatula, and Other White Elephant Party Tips