How does one get a gerbil up their ass, ya think? That’s always been one thing I’ve never quite understood about the Richard Gere gerbil rumor. I mean, I get that it’s possible to insert a furry-faced rodent up one’s ass — I dated a doctor once, and if there’s one thing you learn when you ask them about their day, it’s that people looooove to stick seemingly impossible objects deep into their guts — I just don’t understand how you do so without things turning bite-y, or worse, dead-y.
Anyway, kudos to the actor for having a significantly more enlightened reaction to the rumor over the years than I clearly do.
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Harsh but true words from director Pedro Almodóvar, who explained to Tim Grierson the role that aging, regret and the physical deterioration that awaits us all played in his new drama, Pain and Glory.