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A Few Other Things Worth Knowing About Coronavirus

I know, I know, not another coronavirus-oriented email. But two things: 1) I’m not a CEO making a cookie-cutter promise that his company is far more worried about your well-being than their bottomline; and 2) given the direction we’re trending, it’s better to know what we’re up against than sticking our heads in the proverbial sand. 

And so, I’ve collected all of our coronavirus stories from the last, hellish week and put them in one handy place — you know, in case you want something to read for the next several days (weeks? months?!?) under quarantine.

Boning in the Time of Coronavirus

Inside the Coronavirus-Inspired Marketplace Where People Are Upselling Toilet Paper (and Other Bunker Necessities)

How Do You Have the Coronavirus Talk With Your Parents?

Are Airplanes Actually the Safest Place to Be During the Coronavirus?

Why Is Everyone Stockpiling Bottled Water?

Forget ‘Contagion’ — ‘The Happening’ Is the Real Coronavirus Movie

When I’m Self-Quarantined, What Happens to the People I Live With?

Toilet Paper’s in High Demand — So Guys Are Getting Bidet Curious

Can I Just Get Hammered to Get Through Coronavirus Season?

Coronavirus Hazmat Suits: Are They Actually Worth It?

Can My Dog Get Coronavirus? The WHO Has Good News

The Way Money Rules the World Isn’t Cutting It

Exposure Science: Is It Best to Get Coronavirus Over With?

Americans Reveal Their Shitty Healthcare Solutions in Coronavirus Memes

Delivery Drivers Have a Choice: Risk Coronavirus or Financial Ruin

As Coronavirus Spreads, Street Dealers Spy an Opportunity

Coronavirus Could Be Kryptonite for the World’s Most Muscled Men