I know, I know, not another coronavirus-oriented email. But two things: 1) I’m not a CEO making a cookie-cutter promise that his company is far more worried about your well-being than their bottomline; and 2) given the direction we’re trending, it’s better to know what we’re up against than sticking our heads in the proverbial sand.
And so, I’ve collected all of our coronavirus stories from the last, hellish week and put them in one handy place — you know, in case you want something to read for the next several days (weeks? months?!?) under quarantine.
Are Airplanes Actually the Safest Place to Be During the Coronavirus?
Forget ‘Contagion’ — ‘The Happening’ Is the Real Coronavirus Movie
When I’m Self-Quarantined, What Happens to the People I Live With?
Toilet Paper’s in High Demand — So Guys Are Getting Bidet Curious
Americans Reveal Their Shitty Healthcare Solutions in Coronavirus Memes
Delivery Drivers Have a Choice: Risk Coronavirus or Financial Ruin
Coronavirus Could Be Kryptonite for the World’s Most Muscled Men
Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
